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Nigel vonFlotzenpoddle's avatar

Press release from Day 3 of the new administration: “The USSS joins the nation in grieving the tragic death of our new president yesterday. It remains unclear how the assassin gained access to the WH private residence equipped with sidearms, an AR-15, satchel of explosives, and assorted bioweapons but the American people can rest assured our internal investigation will be thorough and transparent”

ShastaBetty's avatar

That was my first thought too.

Elizabeth's avatar

Just reading this gave me a little hope. Americans have more in common than our politicians and MSM will ever admit.

Rob Bird's avatar

I'm on board. Just don't ride around in any convertibles or speak in open air venues...

Kate Schroeder's avatar

Absolutely fabulous, when can you start being President ? Tomorrow ?

Roger Weaver's avatar

Let’s see - signal that you will no longer support Israel’s military …. Within 1 day Arab states begin a full onslaught and destruction of Israel. Is that included in your plan. How about signaloto China that the us is going full isolationist - they’d likely read US actions that way. There goes Taiwan. You think Putin wants to give up and admit his folly in Ukraine? Not likely - I’ll bet he exists to outlast the US and EU. This wishful thinking is devoid of the need for clandestinely clever, wise diplomacy and nuance versus the China-Russia-Iran-north Korea looking for such evidence of US timidity - whether that’s what you intend or not. I think your goals are admirable. As they say, fools rush in, where the wise move stealthfully.

LaVerne Karras's avatar

That's further evidence of the insanity of America, NONE of the Islamic states have ever proposed such a thing except in response to US/Israeli threats and provocation.

Roger Weaver's avatar

You don’t know your history very well, do you. Perhaps you are just another anti-semite Jew hater. May you have a more blessed life than you are willing to wish for Jews.

LaVerne Karras's avatar

BTW, Christian Zionists expect any Jews that don't convert to your version of Christianity will be killed, will *they* have a 'blessed' life? You do realize how sick that ideology is, don't you? No, I suppose not.

Gogs's avatar

Ah, the antisemite smear. Par for your course, presumably.

LaVerne Karras's avatar

I have no problem with Jews, it's the Zionists, be they Jew, Evangelical Christian, Hindu, or any other stripe that I have a problem with, for the Israeli and the Jewish Zionists it is a supremacist cult, for the Evangelicals, we'll, that's a whole different sick cult and the rest, I just can't understand but Zionism and Evangelical Christian Zionists like you that are the problem, NOT the Jews.

Susan T's avatar

And fools buy into whatever propaganda they are fed. Like you appear to have done. Any world leaders are highly unlikely to be perfect, but Western leaders continue to feed us nonsense such as freedom being the ability to annihilate anyone who disagrees with us.

Roger Weaver's avatar

That coment goes for you as well. Naivety is not a sign of wisdom, but the opposite.

Susan T's avatar

oh, I am not naive. I fully understand the danger the god-fearing, racist propagandists have put the earth in as well as all the creatures and plants that live on it.

LaVerne Karras's avatar

But, paranoia IS a sign of paranoia and massive, all encompassing propaganda campaigns. Have you not recognized that it's the same as the anti-communist and other campaigns to manufacture consent for and justify all the ILLEGAL wars of AGGRESSION America has been involved in?

m droy's avatar

Israel and Taiwan are as lost as Ukraine. Taiwan IS part of China - US has always said so.

Israel is simply a disgrace, and has lost its right to existence as a nation. israelis know that full well - hence the desperate measures.

Gogs's avatar

Putin's "folly" is due to an existential threat on Russian borders, the latter made possible by US duplicity. The new POTUS should also have announced that the US will abide by treaties etc as well as promises made to other states. It would take a while to create (not restore) trust, of course.

Michael's avatar

Paranoid delusions: not just for ambulatory schizos any more!

wrknight's avatar

Announcement #11: The defense budget will be cut 50%.

LaVerne Karras's avatar

Why only 50%, who could attack the US, it's protected by two 5000 mile moats?

wrknight's avatar

That was just a start. Remember, this is day 1.

Martha  Bromberg's avatar

Good observation if you're counting on an invasion. Our moats should be discouraging. And, don't forget the number of armed US citizens. No way any country could move in an army big enough to fight their numbers.

LaVerne Karras's avatar

All the guns in America won't help you, you are too busy killing each other, could they be brought under one command, maybe, but how many would fight each other before that?

Martha  Bromberg's avatar

Not likely, dear. The great uniter is a common enemy. And when Americans unite they are formidable.

LaVerne Karras's avatar

But they've never had anyone actually attack them, so how would you know?

Martha  Bromberg's avatar

You're forgetting our Revolutionary War. General Washington recruited an army of regular folks armed with muskets that most were pretty proficient with since they used them on their farms. This inspired our Second Amendment. No point getting caught unarmed.

Bill Astore's avatar

Ah, if only! Thanks for a tiny ray of hope, however unlikely it is.

Aapo's avatar

Came here to say exactly this.

Daniel Beegan's avatar

I wish this would come true doctor.

Michael's avatar

I would vote for this candidate for president and give lots of money to him. Amazing. There's not a thing on this list I disagree with. Indeed, as a peace activist for most of my adult life, I have craved such honest reckoning with the madness of the nuclear age the U.S. itself initiated.

TXM's avatar

Doctor, have you read William Blum’s short article that was very similar to what you just wrote? I agree 100% will all of your points and would add abolishing Citizens United.

GREG SMITH's avatar

Dems getting ready for a major “Embharisment”.

David Cranford's avatar

Bivens 2024! Doctor's orders!

Paul Zickler's avatar

Those of us who actually follow US foreign policy and care about people who don't look exactly like us would massively approve of these pronouncements. Sadly, I fear that only makes up about 10-15% of the American public. The rest would be focused completely on "domestic" issues, most of which have been pushed as a smokescreen to distract from our horrible behavior internationally.

That being said, Medicare for All should be a first priority, as should redoubling our efforts to address global climate change. But taking down the CIA & the MIC would go a long way toward freeing up the resources needed for those other two.

V-I's avatar

The CIA would do to you what they did to JFK by the end of that week.

toolate's avatar

quite a list there. hope secret service works for you

09dale's avatar

I’ve had this daydream before many times