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Love this. Western medicine has become Theatre of the Absurd. Bravo!

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Marry young to a virgin. Don’t fool around. The ancient solution.

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I fix guitar amps and have the same customer.

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Have mercy on the poor ER.

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lol. Thanks for the laughs.

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stop being lame and use a condom we can't afford your irresponsible behavior

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Lol, I don't know if you're trying to scare patients or doctors!

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Patient here... Can confirm my terror.

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I was reminded by a friend Chancroid wasn't on the list!

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This is why ER docs are my favorite to work with. They are quick, efficient, for EMERGENCIES, and they have sass.

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